There are a lot of genius things being done with vintage sewing patterns out there (like the infamous animated sewing pattern dancing gifs) but one of my current faves are all the jokes coming out of mccallspatternbehavior.tumblr.com.
Observe:
Observe:
I drew butts!
I drew butts too!
WE ALL DREW BUTTS!
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Were you shopping
No
Were you sweeping
No
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Kelly
There’s literally only one rule to Hat Club
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Look
There’s one right there
A black woman
She’s
She’s reading
(all images and text from mccallspatternbehavior.tumblr.com)